January 2012
1 post
December 2011
5 posts
November 2011
22 posts
When your parents force you to eat your vegetables
h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
When you're asleep.
Expectation:
Reality:
Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this?...
amaranthinelyme:
October 2011
91 posts
It's because we're girls.
We get mad over the smallest reasons. We overanalyze everything. We feel a sense of jealousy when we see you talking to someone who has more to offer. We get sad at the thought of ever losing you. We start pointless arguments and fights, just to see if you care enough to stick around. We often say things we later regret. We want to know you care as much as we do. It’s because we’re girls, and we...
Me in 20 years
Expectation:
Reality:
guy: you athletic?
me: yes, i surf.
guy: cool.
me: the internet.
